so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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