is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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