i will never coherently bang her
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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