I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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