just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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