She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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