no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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