The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level