you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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