GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
did you just send me my own nude
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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