I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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