Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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