I just threw up on my dentist
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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