I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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