I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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