yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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