it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.