bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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