Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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