so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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