didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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