Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
the raccoons are back...
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