I need help removing her.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
