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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I got chris browned last night

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control

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• (559): View more from California

  With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  nutella sex= disaster

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series

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• (925): View more from California

  I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.

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