Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.