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• (310): View more from California

  hey what are you doing

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  hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

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  i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM

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• (212): View more from New York

  we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.

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• (916): View more from California

  Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.

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