every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!