I got chris browned last night
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
nutella sex= disaster
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.