I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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