Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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