i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
