real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
everyone is single if you try hard enough
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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