I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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