She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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