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girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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