just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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