It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
from now on my penis is your penis
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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