It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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