My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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