I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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