question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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