Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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