I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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