Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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