i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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