And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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