Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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