My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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