we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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