Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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