ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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