Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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