Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
