At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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