The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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